Well, this is the "About" page.

So...what do you want to know about me?


First of all, I used to be cute.



...Though clearly not as cute as my big sister.


Secondly, I used to have hair.  (And a kitten.)


And I used to play the flute on Danish beaches at night, with complete disregard for proper posture.


 And when I lost my hair, I got a hairy dog to make up for it. *