Well, this is the "About" page.
So...what do you want to know about me?
First of all, I used to be cute.
...Though clearly not as cute as my big sister.
Secondly, I used to have hair. (And a kitten.)
And I used to play the flute on Danish beaches at night, with complete disregard for proper posture.
And when I lost my hair, I got a hairy dog to make up for it. *